AWESOME, we're talking about dating! :-) Well, first of all, let me tell you, I am the Grand Master Pimp of dating. I've turned serial dating into an art form. Of course, this art form is only in existence because I'm such a miserable failure at obtaining a relationship, but I've recently decided (and I MEAN IT this time) that the LAST thing I want is a relationship, because it will undoubtedly kill me slowly, take away all creative energy and talent and turn me into a paranoid, domesticated cow that only knows how to say, "Yes, Dear" when I have been able to turn words into weapons, tools of seduction, or just pretty things in your mouth. I'd absolutely HATE to suddenly not be my own person, to lose myself in some relationship where he would most definitely cheat on me or just make me feel old, tired, dead. Fuck that shit. But I can tell you all the ways in which to date many boys and later avoid/run away from them. :-) It's rather easy...dance very uninhibited when you're out somewhere...(but make sure you study some dance moves first...uninhibited doesn't mean suck ass at it.) Whisper something really cryptic and somewhat erotic in their ear...not something like, "lets have sex" cuz you'll never win their heart that way...something like, "I've been watchin you all night and you haven't paid the LEAST bit of attention to me." That one works for me. or, "Buy me a drink, bitch!" They like being called "bitch" by girls, no matter what they say.

Of course, none of this will work if you're trying to win one of those intellectual snob motherfuckers that will lead you to believe they like you and have this absolute fire and passion and fascination with you, only to leave you completely disillusioned, self-doubting and full of rage at both him AND yourself for being so stupid and easily manipulated...not that I have any experience in that arena, cuz I DON'T.